But really, who doesn’t suck d*** in this world?
That’s the greatest quote of the year. VH1 has an interview up with Rock of Love castmate Brandy M. This is the same girl with the nickname B*** J** Brandy that was a “joke” among some of her friends. Just a term of affection according to her.
On the last episode:
I was confused, myself. First off, I felt like I couldn’t hang with the rock-star life after getting sick and all that. I was so embarrassed. Obviously, when you’re drunk, you say some things that you shouldn’t. I mean, I pounded 15 shots of vodka. But also, I’ve never been in a dating situation like that before. Trying to date Bret with four other girls was hard. It kinda confused me, I’m used to being the other girl that someone dates. In Vegas, I felt distant from him, so when I woke up after the night of drinking, I was having a weak moment. The girls were putting things in my head, making me feel like he wasn’t the one. But then, after talking to him about my doubts, he reassured me. After that, I decided to give it a chance, but once I got back to the house, it started up with the girls again. That’s when I was like, “I’m done.”
Pounded 15 shots of vodka in a situation she’s never been in, but yeah…the b*** j** thing is a fake nickname. Right. We all believe that one.
About her drunken behavior:
I noticed when watching the episode that I got a little snippy. That sometimes happens when I drink because I’m Russian. Vodka and my Russian-ness doesn’t mix. But I tried to hold my composure. Honestly, I blacked out a lot that night. I remember bits and pieces. Until I saw the episode, I thought it was Jes that was sitting next to me. I didn’t even realize that Heather was the one with the oysters. I also had no recollection of what I said in the bathroom.
I like the “because I’m Russian” thing she uses as an excuse to be drunk and the black-out excuse for her memory. Those are like the first excuses most drunks generally give aren’t they?
On getting having alcohol poisoning nine ten times:
Yes. I’ve had it a lot, and I had it that time, too. I should learn from this. But when you’re in the moment…this is how it all kind of happened: Bret’s band members liked me and they hated Lacey. Their mission was to really get Lacey f***ed up. So we started this drinking game. Heather pretended to do the shots, which was smart. Jes said, “No, absolutely not,” which was also smart. The band members were like, “How do you know this isn’t a challenge?” because we knew that someone was going to have a nightcap with Bret later. They said, “We want to see who can hang. If you date a rock star, you need to party like one.” So I figured that if it was a drinking challenge, I was going to win it. I was totally not thinking that they were just f***ing with us. Totally gullible.
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Ten times. Ten. That’s not very Rock of Smart.
She also mentioned she’s totall gullible. If the nickname was real then she’s definately heard the term “I’ll pull out…” before. I’m just saying.

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